Today’s Lovely E-mail

 Posted by on 30 April 2005 at 9:39 am  Uncategorized
Apr 302005

At the top of my [now-deleted] page of undergraduate papers, I say “To lazy and dishonest undergraduates: Remember that if you attempt to plagiarize any of these papers, your professor can easily discover that fact with a simple Google search. And if you do plagiarize, I hope that you get caught, that you fail your course, get expelled from college, and that you lead a generally miserable life commensurate with your lack of honesty. You have been warned!”

So I wasn’t exactly delighted to receive this e-mail this morning from a “Daniel Lee”:

Guess what sweetheart?, I plaigarised the hell out of your undergraduate paper and I didn’t get caught. Whats more I got a 4.0 and then won the lottery. So much for a ‘miserable life commensurate with my dishonesty’, eh? I almost feel like I should give you some of my lotto winnings but nope – not gonna happen. Na, na, na-na, na!

I’m thoroughly disgusted — on so many levels. The admission of plagiarism is bad enough, but the gloating is particularly revolting. The implication that winning a lottery is proof that cheating doesn’t matter in life and that I’d ever want a dime of those winnings is just icing on the cake.

If anyone knows of a way to track down this student so that I can inform his professors of his gleeful plagiarism, please met me know. A contact at might be particularly helpful.

Here are the full headers:

Return-Path: Received: from (root@localhost) by (8.12.10/8.12.10) with ESMTP id j3UFkDkm024329 for ; Sat, 30 Apr 2005 08:46:13 -0700 X-ClientAddr: Received: from ( []) by (8.12.10/8.12.10) with SMTP id j3UFkBSl024312 for ; Sat, 30 Apr 2005 08:46:11 -0700 Received: from mail pickup service by with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Sat, 30 Apr 2005 08:46:29 -0700 Message-ID: Received: from by with HTTP; Sat, 30 Apr 2005 15:46:29 GMT X-Originating-IP: [] X-Originating-Email: [[email protected]] X-Sender: [email protected] From: “Daniel Lee” To: [email protected] Subject: have it Date: Sat, 30 Apr 2005 16:46:29 +0100 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed X-OriginalArrivalTime: 30 Apr 2005 15:46:29.0490 (UTC) FILETIME=[C6773D20:01C54D9B]

Maybe I can get Glenn Reynolds to spread the word.

Suffusion theme by Sayontan Sinha