Worst Minutes of Every Day

 Posted by on 16 March 2002 at 12:56 pm  Personal
Mar 162002

The worst few minutes of every day used to be cleaning out the kitty litter. Ick.

But now, that odious chore has been replaced by one still more odious: the two minutes of brushing my teeth with my new Sonicare toothbrush. Perhaps its due to my 10+ years of experience with migraines, but the vibrations inside my skull are torture. Convicted murders should be required to use this toothbrush once an hour, although I’m sure the ACLU would claim such punishment to be “cruel and unusual.” At least my teeth are really clean.

So now I’ll clean out the kitty litter with the comforting thought that at least I’m not brushing my teeth!

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