College Student Steals Jesus

 Posted by on 8 August 2008 at 12:41 pm  Religion, WTF
Aug 082008

When I discovered this story last weekend, I belly-laughed for a good five minutes. It’s just that inane.

In brief, Catholics became totally hysterical when a University of Central Florida student walked out of Mass with a Eucharist wafer in tow. It was the kidnapping of a Jesus! Once consecrated, such wafers are supposed to be the substance of the body of Christ — albeit with all the attributes of a cracker. (Yes, it’s a miracle!)

The title the blog post on the incident — well worth reading — sums up my feelings exactly: IT’S A FRACKIN’ CRACKER!”. Many of the comments are damn funny too, particularly #29.

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