Augh! Now that the delightfully bone-crushing New England/Cincinnati football game is over, Paul is forcing me to watch the end of the Rockies/Padres game. (Okay, so he asked to watch it and I changed the channel.)
Baseball is soooooo boring! All the action of hours of a game could be compressed into about five minutes. It’s also totally gross with all the spit-spit-spitting and scratching of unmentionables. Heck, in light of all the overhanging bellies, I’m thinking that it’s as much of a real sport as poker.
*ducks and runs away from all the scary people with baseball bats*