A professor has collected and responded to these common student excuses:

• This Course Covered Too Much Material…
• The Expected Grade Just for Coming to Class is a B
• I Disagreed With the Professor’s Stand on —-
• Some Topics in Class Weren’t on the Exams
• Do You Give Out a Study Guide?
• How Am I Doing In Class?
• I Studied for Hours
• I Know The Material – I Just Don’t Do Well on Exams
• I Don’t Have Time For All This
• But you don’t understand. I have a job
• Students Are Customers
• Do I Need to Know This?
• There Was Too Much Memorization
• This Course Wasn’t Relevant
• Exams Don’t Reflect Real Life
• I Paid Good Money for This Course and I Deserve a Good Grade
• All I Want is the Diploma

His responses are damn funny.