Do you wish to learn how to evade more effectively? Do you need assistance blanking out unpleasant knowledge? Are pesky facts impairing your capacity to believe what you please? Then you might study the evangelical Christian answer to the question “Does the Bible contain errors, contradictions, or discrepancies?” I’m sure it will be of great help.
Update: When I posted this story this morning, I completely forgot that it was Easter… but how perfect!