Phantom: The sun is setting. I’m worried.
Me: We’re all chill, nothing to worry about here. We’re just on a nice quiet hack.
Phantom: I’m still worried. My buddy Lila is missing me. I miss her.
Me: It’s okay, lovebug. Lila will be okay, and you’ll see her again soon.
Phantom: OMG, THERE’S A MAN FOLLOWING US BACK THERE.
Me: It’s alright, he’s just going for a walk, like us.
Phantom: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU. I NEED TO LOOK AT HIM. HE’S STALKING US.
Me: No, let’s just keep walking, love.
Phantom: NO NO NO NO. HE WANTS TO MAKE ME INTO A LAMP. I JUST CAN’T HANDLE THIS. AHHHHH!!!
Me: Oh sh*t…