Paul and I recently watched Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (NetFlix / Amazon). I didn’t expect it to be good, but I’d watch Jeremy Renner peel apples for two hours, so I thought I’d enjoy it. Alas, as I posted to Facebook:
Well… the “Hansel and Gretel” movie was even stoopider than I thought it would be. I was particularly unimpressed with the slew of death porn (i.e. over-the-top gory, video-game style deaths).
The movie was worth it, however, to get this comment from Kathy: “It sounds as though they ruined an innocent tale of child abuse and cannibalism.”