BWHAHAHAHA! Fugitive Matthew Oliver caught after commenting on his own wanted picture on Pasco Sheriff’s Office Facebook page:

A New Port Richey man who saw his wanted picture on a Pasco County Sheriff’s Office “Fugitive of the Day” Facebook post Wednesday morning decided to defend his innocence on the post through a series of comments.

Claiming he was in a hospital during a robbery in which he was named a suspect, Matthew Oliver’s anger was apparent based on his comments — which included he was set up by a “crack head” and blamed the sheriff’s office for “slandering his name.”

“Matthew Oliver if you would like to discuss your active warrant, please call the Fugitive Warrants Unit at 813-235-6064,” replied Pasco Fugitive Warrants a couple of hours later.

Instead of calling the sheriff’s office, Oliver continued to detail his alibi, writing he was “cut during an MMA fight, got MRSA” and was hospitalized for two months during the robbery in question.

You can go read his comments here. Really!

However… Matthew has some stiff competition for the prize of “stupid criminal of the week,” given this case: Fraud suspect pays for court-ordered fingerprints with stolen credit card.

I love stupid criminals.